A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "
What's politics?"
Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your
Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the
Government. We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the
People. The nanny, we'll consider her he Working Class. Now your baby
brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if
that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking
about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother
crying, so he gets up to check on him, and he finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to is parents' room
and finds his mother fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to
the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to
bed.
The next morning, t...
